Now the weights are in and the targets agreed, we have begun our discussions about prizes. The two suggestions so far are:
"Losers baby sit the winners kids (or cats) for a weekend??" - From Doogie Tuesday, and
"Loser's wife (or girlfriend) gives winner a bl*wjob - obviously!" - From Dr. Rob.
Neither of these really appeal to me for varying reasons. Taking Doogie's suggestion - you cannot compare looking after 3 or 4 children to looking after 2 kittens, add to this that it is a boring suggestion from someone under 40 who seems to be approaching old age and you'll agree that we can ignore this idea.
Now, taking Dr. Rob's suggestion - a) Jayne / Laure / Lena will not agree to this, b) They probably do it differently in France / Russia, c) If this is the 'prize' do you think we could talk Dad into taking part????, d) it's just wrong.
With the crapness of Doogie's suggestion and the inappropriateness of Dr. Rob's suggestion, I have a few ideas of my own:
1. Losers have colonic irrigation to assist with their final goal; and or,
2. Losers have full body wax to assist with their final goal.
If any of our followers (only one so far) have some more ideas, please let us know....